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1390/07/9

خانمی سه دختر داشت

   نوشته شده توسط: Apollo    نوع مطلب :ENGLISH SHORT STORY ،

A woman had 3 girls.

خانمی سه دختر داشت.

One day she decides to test her sons-in-law.

یک روز او تصمیم گرفت دامادهایش را تست کند. 

She invites the first one for a stroll by the lake shore ,purposely falls in and pretents to be drowing.

او داماد اولش را به کنار دریاچه دعوت کرد و عمدا تو آب افتاد و وانمود به غرق شدن کرد.

Without any hestination,the son-in-law jumps in and saves her.

بدون هیچ تاخیری داماد تو آب پرید و مادرزنش را نجات داد.

The next morning,he finds a brand new car in his driveway with this message on the windshield.

صبح روز بعد او یک ماشین نو "براند "را در پارکینگش پیدا کرد با این پیام در شیشه ی جلویی.

Thank you !your mother-in-law who loves you!

متشکرم !از طرف مادر زنت کسی که تورا دوست دارد!

A few days later,the lady does the same thing with the second son-in-law.

 بعد از چند روز خانم همین کار را با  داماد دومش کرد.

He jumps in the water and saves her also.

او هم به آب پرید و مادرزنش را نجات داد.

She offers him a new car with the same message on the windshield.

او یک ماشین  نو" براند "با این پیام بهش تقدیم کرد.

Thank you! your mother-in-law who loves you!

متشکرم!مادرزنت کسی که تو را دوست دارد!

Afew days later ,she does the same thing again with the third son-in-law.

بعد از چند روز او همین کار را با داماد سومش کرد.

While she is drowning,the son-in-law looks at her without moving an inch and thinks:

زمانیکه او غرق می شد دامادش او را نگاه می کرد بدون   اینکه حتی یک اینچ تکان بخورد و به این فکر می کرد که:

Finally,it,s about time  that this old witch dies!

بالاخره وقتش ر سیده که این پیرزن عجوزه بمیرد!

The next morning ,he receives a brand new car with this message .

صبح روز بعد او یک ماشین نو" براند" با این پیام دریافت کرد.

Thank you! Your father-in-law.

متشکرم! پدر زنت!!


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