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1390/03/2

Happy Mathers day

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Why God Made Mothers

By the time the Lord made mothers, he was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An Angel appeared and said "Why are you spending so much time on this one"?

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She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can hold three children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and do these things only with two hands...”

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The angel was impressed" just two hands..Impossible" "
"And that's just on the standard model?" the Angel asked.
"This is too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."

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"But I can't!" The Lord protested, "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she's sick AND she can work 18 hours a day

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The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

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"Will she be able to think?” asked the Angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate."
The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

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"That's not a leak." The Lord objected. "That's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the Angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her disappointment, her pain, her loneliness, her grief, and her pride."
The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything; for mothers are truly amazing!"

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But there is only one thing wrong with her
she forgets what she is worth
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1390/03/3 12:39
Happy Mothers Day
پاسخ سمانه م.ش : Happy Mathers Day send my hello to your Mather.
Apollo
1390/03/2 21:14
My darling I'm nostalgic in whole world without you I'm here without your hands the bestower of all calmness. Return to me so that tacks end my age of loneliness

God bless you /Thank you very much
پاسخ سمانه م.ش : your well com.send my hello to your mather &say to her Happy Mathers day.
مهران خان محمدی
1390/03/2 11:26
سلام دوست عزیز

وبلاگ ما در حال عضو گیریه اگه میخوای نام کاربری خودت رو به من بفرست تا من شما رو دعوت کنم

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